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- Waiting end of August to be back to France and see my family...

- 'Summer' is almost over here .... ;(

- It is migraines' week.... ;(
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Monday Morning/Evening Jokes 8

Again it s a Monday Evening Jokes, I don t have time anymore to do it on monday morning and I m usually too tired to do it on sunday yeah yeah I know bad bad me, but hey, u still have it right :)

Death Row in Women's Prison:

Three women are about to be executed. One''s a brunette, one''s a redhead, and one''s a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim!"
Suddenly the brunette yells, "EARTHQUAKE!!!"
Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while she escapes.
The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She say no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim!"
Suddenly the redhead yells, "TORNADO!!!"
Everyone is startled and looks around for cover while she escapes.
By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim!"
And the blonde yells, "FIRE!!!"

Pick a name:
Now If u are in the path to become a father or a mother, choose the name of ur son wisely, and think big, think international, in case ur kid decides to go abroad:


Customs Official : 'May I know your name?'
Passenger : 'Batman'
Customs Official : 'What's your name!?'
Passenger : 'My name is Bat-man'
Customs Official : 'Trying to be funny? What's your surname?'
Passenger : 'Super-man'
Customs Official : 'So you're telling me your name is Batman Superman?'
Passenger : 'Yes'
Customs Official : 'Arrest this guy...
When they had him in custody, he was asked to show his identification
card:


26 people read it till the end and comment on it ;):

Swats said...

hehehehhehehehhe

yayyy i am the first one to read ur MMJs..superb as always..u win hands down!

Hemanth Potluri said...

hahahahah...rofl....batman...then i should not say bond ..hemz bond :P....lol....the video was awesome :P...u rock it sweetie :)..

urs..hemu..

--xh-- said...

LOl @ batman... and the blonde :)

Prash said...

les blagues sur les blondes ! :-) LOL

I know another one:

Once upon a time, a blond went to the university....

hahahahaha....

That is a funny incident about the names...you should read a post where I wrote about Chinese names in Hong Kong - http://prashoun.blogspot.com/2008/09/curiosity-kills-cat.html#links

Entertainer said...

hahah good one.. indeed

Chriz said...

i laughed as usuall.. they are good... this week there is no adult joke anyways...

Kiran Sawhney said...

The name should have been Batman Bin Laden Superman.

Winnie the poohi said...

You have been blog awarded :)

Ria said...

Yey!the jokes r back. :) The name one was funny....cant believe parents can actually give such weird names to their kids!!

Cess said...

@Swats

hehe glad u like it

tc

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Cess said...

@ Hems Bond

As long as it is not wrote on ur id card it s fine, people can call u Hems Bond :)

tc sweetie

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Cess said...

@ xh

hope u enjoyed them

cheers

C.

Cess said...

@ Prash

Les blagues sur les blondes sont sans fin et toujours tres drole :)

I ll watch ur post soon :)

tc

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Cess said...

@ Entertainer

hey, thanks for passing by :) glad u liked it

cheers

C.

Cess said...

@Chriz

u naughty naughty Criz looking for the adult joke tst tst
Maybe next week if u re nice :)

tc

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Cess said...

@Kiran Sawhney

he he, it would have been bad for him if he decides to live in the US

cheers

C.

Cess said...

@ Winnie

Thanks dear i ll check ur blog :)


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Cess said...

@Ria

YEah, I m guessing that it might be comon name in his country and his parents might be not big fans of tv and super heroes movies :)

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Keshi said...

hey u! Keep smiling and dun ever stop laffing. HUGS! :)

Keshi.

rantravereflect/ jane said...

haaaaaaaaaaa :)
liked teh blondie joke best..

batman bin superman..
well, the logic is awry there- bin is supposed to mean son of..
so batman being superman's son is quirky ;)

Cess said...

@ Keshi

I ll try my best to keep laughing and u too keep laughing!

tc

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Cess said...

@ Jane

welcome back :D glad u liked the jokes

tc

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Phoenix said...

what a beautiful blog you've got!!heard so much about you from hemz.. but this is the first i visited your blog.. truly you have a great blog! :)

Cess said...

@ Phoenix

Hi, thanks for visiting, i hope Hemz said only good things about me :)

I ll pass by urs soon.

cheers

C.

*~*{Sameera}*~* said...

Lol!That was much needed at a time where everyone is bummed out about what's happening in Mumbai.Thanks for the laugh :)

Cess said...

@ Sameera

Hi Lady, glad to have u back here, yeah what happens in Mumbai is all over the news, really sad ;(
Glad the jokes made u laugh.

tc

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