I worked 3 damn months so hard for that, I spent more than 40 hours weekly at work just to make it work, without being paid more. I did everything they asked me to do. I received some positive feedback that I was doing it the right way. Then I wait 2 weeks, the longest 2 weeks ever. I was not able to sleep for a month, my BP is dramatically increasing, i was getting irritated easily therefore I tried so hard, so damn hard... and for what? NOTHING! Let me ask u a question? Y? Why? WHY?
I wanted to go to India with work in November, and they did not give me that opportunity. The reasons were a copy/paste from last time. An other blabla ...
It was the most important thing, the thing that kept me sane here, kept me alive, and they refused to give it to me like they don t give a shit anyway.
I was trusting somebody 3 months ago, I don t trust her anymore, I don t care anymore about what she s gonna say in the coming months, i m done with it. I put my health in danger last month I won t do it anymore.
I know now, more than anything, that i won t stay long here, I will go to India on my own, after all I have a wedding to attend in February :) so I will come... but i m done hoping in my work, it is just a waist of time, a big waist of time. No more over time i ll be paid the same anyway, y bother right?
Today I was supposed to do my humorous speech contest but I did not attend it due to a strike from my Humorous Department, I m not in a funny mood. I m still angry, frustrated, to make it worst the weather is cold and rainy, I m alone.... just alone, away from my family and friends and low. I feel like i wasted 4 months of life, hurt myself to be badly rejected so what s the point trying?


I know I know for some of u it won t be a big deal, after all i did not loose anybody, I just lost my Dignity today, and I won t happen again here, no more bullshit, i m done with it, i m just doing what i m pay for it, and that s it, nothing else till I find a better place where i can be useful and not just a number among hundreds of number.
U don t have to comment on it, if u don t feel like, i m not asking for pity nor compassion, i m just using my blog as an outlet to express my sorrow/frustration :( I ll be back soon ...

Welcome to the second edition of the Monday Morning Jokes, I hope u like the first and the second one will be even better :D Today is a special International MMJ. Well technically it is still sunday here, BUT it s already Monday in India :)

Talking Italian

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

''Emma come first. I come. Dennis come and Dennis come again. I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a-more.''

''You foul-mouthed swine,'' retorted the lady indignantly. ''In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public.''

''Hey, coola down lady,'' said the man. ''Imma just tella my friend howa to spella Mississippi.''


The Blonde Joke:


There were two blondes as roommates and they both bought mice. When they got home the first blonde said, "How are we going to tell them apart?"

The second blonde said, "Why don't we take one and chop off one of its legs?"

But during the night the mouse with four legs said to the mouse with three legs, ''That's not fair -- I want three legs too.'' So the mouse with three legs told him to eat one of his legs. And so he did.

The next morning the blondes were upset about this so they did the same thing as the day before. But again the mouse with three legs ate one of his legs. This went on until both mice had no tails and legs. Then one of the blondes shouted, ''All right, that's it! You take the black one and I'll take the white one!''

The video: Talking like an Italian in English



Tomorrow tuesday I have my first Humorous Speech Contest, I m stressing a bit, though I won t be able to participate to the next round since i m going on holidays, so I ll just do it for fun then :)
Have a gre8888888t monday guys!

Now, yesterday night I watch a 3 hours Indian movie, that a colleague of mine from Hyderabad brought here. I have seen a couple of bollywood movies that we have here in Ireland but it s mostly the commercial ones like (Om Shanti Om, Love Story 2050) and the thing that I noticed it s most of the time, there is LOTS of colors, lots of dance and music, and love story (with NO kissing, i m not even mentionning sex) and always a happy ending.


I ve seen recently one called "Brick Lane" and yes for the first time I have seen a not so happy ending story with a very intimate scene, now I don t know if it is a real indian movie and how people react in Indian when they saw the movie? (u can answer that question people :)


SO yesterday I ve seen Rang De Basanti, and I must say I went a bit emotional at the end of it, for the first time I ve seen a kiss (and I believe it is an Indian movie:) and a sad story! It was a long movie but I did not get bored during it, we pretty much did not stop the movie during the intermission.
I even recognized some actors like one of the main actors (the one playing the muslim with long hair) I ve seen him a recent movie that I forgot the name (of course) and I was happy to see the one playing the father of the muslim, I think he was the one playing the main role in the movie 'The city of Joy' :)
I really like it, now I have a couple of questions that u might be able to answer to it, please do so people:
- it s a movie from 2006, does it reflect what s going in India nowaday?
- Do u have real intermission during movie at the cinema? What do u do then? Can u go out of the movie room?
- Can u tell m which good Indian movies I should watch with or without happy ending :)


I am not very creative tonite (was a bit sick today :( ) so it won t be a loooooong post today, but i m happy to say that we finally finish the DVD of the play I did 2 months ago. For the first time I played with some colleagues of mine in a play called "What the Butler saw" originally played in 1969 by Joe Orton, 2 years after he died from tragical conditions in 1967. Now, the original played was pretty... well it is hard to describe it. But see what s wikipedia said about it:

"Orton's controversial farce What The Butler Saw debuted in the West End after his death in 1969. It opened at the Queen's Theatre. It was booed so loudly by gallery first nighters that the critics could not hear the lines.
[...] The play was Orton's last before his death in 1967. The first public performance of the play - almost two years after Orton’s brutal murder - was reportedly barracked with cries of "filth!""


And he died from:
"On August 0, 1967, Halliwell bludgeoned the 34-year-old Orton to death with nine hammer blows to the head, and then committed suicide with an overdose of 22 Nembutal tablets washed down with the juice from canned grapefruit. Investigators determined that Halliwell died first, because Orton's body was still warm."

U can find a sum up of the original story here if u dare to do so :) we haven t play the entire play for two reasons:
-the words he used specially in the second act were too difficult to understand or to pronounce since all of the actors were foreigners :)
- the second act was way too harsh (including topics like incest, murder and so and so) that we thought won t be appropriate in front of our co-workers, plus we wanted to avoid the 'filth!' at the end of the show, so we kept only the funny parts of it. I was playing Doctor Rance a crazy psichiatrist, I really enjoyed doing it, and for my first play, and in english it was not too bad I must say :)


Ok, I m done with this post, I finish with the picture of the day that i actually took last saturday, to show u that YES sometimes, rarely, but sometimes, the weather is nice in Ireland, it did not not rained the ENTIRE weekend which is amazing for the end of september!!! It was taken at the Trinity College, the biggest university in Dublin

Bye for now People and yeah tomorrow It s Thanks God It s Friday!!!!!

PS: It might me the longest post u will ever read if u consider the fact that both Keshi and I looooooove loooooooong posts;)
PSS: feel free to use the comment area to leave ur thoughts for both Keshi and I, WE will reply ;)
PSSS: if u want to be nasty cause u're not strong enough to handle two hot chicks like us then skip the comment section ;)

Thanks beautiful Cess for this great idea! I feel privileged doing a joint post with a single, hot, smart and happening chick like you, all the way in France. We do share a lot in common when it comes to our eternal single lives lol, so it's good to put our thoughts across and see what's going on...and let the readers ask us questions as well as give us their opinions. So here I go:
Many people do ask me why I'm still single (being the hot sexy smart and witty momma how can I be single right? o nos the world should have ended yesterday!). Well the answer to that is quite simple. Cos, I'm not desperate.



ok ok calm down, that was just a joke. The real answer is not that simple. As much as I'm loveable and adorable *love me love me doooo!*, I'm not a donkey. No, this time it's not a joke. Most men do think that women are their donkeys. The first few courting days or even months will be so romantic and I'll-do-anything-for-u-babeh kind. But later on, when the rosy flush from the I-just-met-u moments vanish, when the suga candy first few dates are over, the man becomes a donkey rider *no pun here!*. Here's why:
-The man watches TV all day long
-The man expects food on the table and the washing done
-The man leaves the toilet seat up and dirty towels on the floor
-The man scans other women
-The man becomes stingy
-The man brings down his massive family and expects his woman to smile all day long
-The man starts working long hours
-The man is a momma's BOY and clings on to her skirt
-The man no longer wants to go out and have fun
-The man gets jealous when his woman talks to another man
-The man feels insecure about the woman's career
-The man thinks the woman's tears are fake and boring
-The man shows his true colors
-The man shows the MAN
-The man expects
-The man expects
-The man expects


yes, I better put a stop right there before I repeat the same line again and again. Most men expect their women to DO everything for them. btw it's no longer 1924. C'mon guys, grow up! I'd rather be single than be a donkey.
I mean, I have seen my mum, aunts, married friends and cousins who do everything as per their husband's wishes - some even stopped their careers and stopped wearing short skirts? To me, there has to be mutual respect, love and commitment. There can't be one person doing everything at any emotional costs, or changing their whole lifestyle just to suit the other.
To me, that's not love...that's a business plan. Commitment doesn't mean kissing, having babies and then watching FOOTY all day long. It's much more than a physical need. Hence, I haven't found the man I think I can spend the rest of my life with...not yet. Don't get me wrong, I'm not looking for someone perfect...

I just want a man who can love me for me, and not for someone he wants me to be. So simple a request yet so hard to come across. Go figure!

Now that Keshi explained u why she is single, it is my turn ;)


-the wrong signals:
what is WRONG with you guys??? Seriously, when it s black it s black, why are u giving me some signals to make me believe it s yellow?
When u re calling me sweetie/my love/babe and I m not your friend-friend what should i think?
When u ask me to be with u tonite and cancel my plans and u don t show up, or when u re begging for it and u re coming with 3 friends, what should i think?
When u re telling i m pretty and then u asked me for my friend phone number, what should I think?
For some reasons, nowadays, men are sending more and more wrong signals, now of course not all the men are like that, and I might misunderstand the signals but comon!!! Specially when u write... be careful, cause I have enough to believe it s yellow when it s black, going to a point that i don t pay attention anymore to any signals and might miss something good!


- i don t want to date a woman
Have u ever been dumped like a woman will dump a guy (according to man s description of it). The typical break-up sentences like:
" it s not you, it s me"
" I did not have the sparkles" seriously!!! U re daring to say in front of my face u did not have the sparkles??? What kind of man will say that?
" [silent]" yes, my favorite one, u don t return my calls, u avoid me when u see me. I don t say i will spend the rest of my life single, but if i do have a man, i want a real one, I don t need to date a woman, I am a woman ;)
More and more, I don t know if it s the new generation, if it s a European thing, but men are getting as complex as women, damn it, this was OUR thing. Saying something when thinking differently, from my recent previous relationships I had the impression I was the man in the couple.
ME: what do u wanna do tonite
HIM: what you want
2 days later
ME: what do u wanna do tonite
HIM: what you want
1 wee later
ME: what do u wanna do tonite
HIM: what you want
Will you ever take a decision...once, u might say 'yeah today i want to go to a movie" It does not mean i ll say yes to everything u say but I need a challenge, it can be fun to do it just to argue with u, I don t need a man who does not take a decision, follow me like my kid ;) Don t be a woman nor a kid. You can be sensible and understand me, YES, but be a MAN too, is it too much to ask? Tell me, i d like to know!


- wrong place:
ok this one is pretty personal. As u know or not i m French and I m living in Ireland for professional reasons. Now I have been there for 3 years, I had some 'fun' definitively and I don t regret it but I can t possibly see myself living in Ireland for 2 main reasons:
-the weather, I m from South of France i m used to hot summer not rainy year ;( even if it s been 3 years, I haven t get used to it.
- the food... sigh...booohooohoooh (me crying)....booohooohooo (me crying again) Food is a part of a culture in France, food in France is like Religion in India. I m from a family who gather around in the kitchen, cooking with pleasure, for family, friends, friend of friends! My fridge is full of water only, no saucisson, paté, vegetables ;(
So why am I saying that? I don t see myself involved in a relationship here in Ireland, I don t see myself fall in love with the somebody here, mostly because I don t want to stay here in the future and I don t want to go through a break up if i know already that i will leave this country.

- I am a strong and independent woman:
my parents raised me in a way that i can take care of myself no matter what, and that s what I ve done until then. I m also not a girly girly, I have some friends that are able to laugh to a man's joke even if it s not funny, to make him feel funny or confident. Well I can t , man if the joke is not funny ....it's not funny! why should i laugh. I mean I can do the girly girly, the one who needs a tough man to take care of her... for one day! but i m not the kind to lie, i am who I am take it or leave it that s it. I have done some compromises in my previous relationships and I don t regret them but don t be with me and try to change me completely cause it s not gonna work.
Years ago, and u kind of learn it when u are a child, the Father is one who decide, he is the Chief of the Family, the one sitting at the end of the table waiting for his wife to serve him. Well things change, u can sit at the end of the table and i cook for u today, how about u do it tomorrow for me?


Yes, I m asking for the equality, because I don t need a man to change the wheel of my car, I can do it. I don t need a man to pay for everything, cause I have a job. No, I need a man who I can share things with, raise a kid with, fight with, somebody than can support me but let me free to take my own decision...
I know it s a lot to ask, and because of it I might spend the rest of my life single. As for now, I m happy with me being single, I have a work who keeps me occupy, I have many friends, and lots of male-friends (that I hope will still be my friends after this post).

Phew!!!!! I think we are done with this post now ;) Now it is your turn to ask us questions or give ur thoughts ;) Keshi and I will both reply to ur comments ;) In the mean time you take care people!

Hey, today is Monday (well technically it is still sunday in Ireland but already monday in France and India ;), and as usual mondays sucks for me,

BUT i ve decided today to say NO to Monday sucks! That s right, I m trying to stay OPTIMISTIC. As I said, on a previous post I have decided to do the Monday Morning Jokes every...well Monday to bring the Smile on people face, well at least on mine ;)

WARNING:


So today Jokes are:

What's on your back?

Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an French, and a Belgium (u can change the nationality to make it more funny, I changed it for myself), and they get captured by some Amazons. The head of the tribe says to the German, "What do you want on your back for your whipping?"

The German responds, "I will take oil!" So they put oil on his back, and a large Amazon whips him ten times. When he is finished the German has these huge welts on his back, and he can hardly move.

The Amazons haul the German away, and say to the Belgium, "What do you want on your back?"

"I will take nothing!" says the Belgium, and he stands there straight and takes his ten lashings without a single flinch.

"What will you take on your back?" the Amazons ask the French.

He responds, "I'll take the Belgium."

The Blond Jokes:


And I apologize first for any blond who will read my post, nothing against them, u can switch the blond by the brunette if you want ;)

A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blonde escape a burning building by climbing to the roof. Firemen are on the street below, holding a blanket for them to jump in. The firemen yell to the Brunette, "Jump! Jump! It's your only chance to survive!" The Brunette jumps and SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket away. The Brunette slams into the sidewalk like a tomato.

"C'mon! Jump! You gotta jump!" say the firemen to the Redhead. "Oh no! You're gonna pull the blanket away!" says the Redhead. "No! It's Brunettes we can't stand! We're OK with Redheads!" "OK," says the Redhead, and she jumps. SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket away, and the lady is flattened on the pavement like a pancake. Finally, the Blonde steps to the edge of the roof. Again, the firemen yell, "Jump! You have to jump!"

"No way! You're just gonna pull the blanket away!" yelled the Blonde.

"No! Really! You have to jump! We won't pull the blanket away!"

"Look," the Blonde says. "Nothing you say is gonna convince me that you're not gonna pull the blanket away! So what I want you to do is put the blanket down, and back away from it..."

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A brunette goes to the doctor and as she touches every part of her body with her finger she says, "Doctor it hurts everywhere. My leg hurts, my arm hurts, my neck hurts, and even my head hurts!" The doctor asks, "Where you a natural Blonde?" "Yes I was." she replies. "why do you ask?" The doctor answers, "because your finger is broken!"

These were the jokes of my first Monday Morning Jokes, tell me if u like it, so i can continue my MMJ each Monday Morning ;)

And to finish, a funny video the Ninja Cat...enjoy!

I can use the lyrics of this song in many different ways, and direct it to many people...in a bad and a good way...i call it a "down time"...lazy to write myself, the humorous department of myself is on strike today.


I m sick and tired of hoping and get disappointed... trusting people and failed a relationship badly... Today I m waiting...have been waiting too much this year...too much ;(

Once upon a time... 5 years ago, she called me:
"I feel like shopping tomorrow.... I don t like my living-room anymore, need some new colors, I need ur help, will u come with me tomorrow"
She asked for my incredible talent as a interior decorator how can i refuse? So I said yes, she told me she will pick me up tomorrow, September the 16th at 1PM.
The next day, I was in the kitchen talking to my mum who came by to eat for lunch at home. I was not working, I just finished my master degrees, I was starting a job in a month, so It was holiday for me. I heard the horn of her silver car parking in front of the house.
I left the house, she was waiting inside the car, she smiled at me. Damn, she s gorgeous! She s the kind of woman, people will look back when she s passing by. Long black hair, grey eyes, one smile from her and any gentleman would soften. She does not need make up grrrr she still does not! She was wearing a black shirt and lavender top.
"Comon! I don t want to get stuck in the traffic" she yelled at me from the open windows of the car.
"easy tiger" I said, walking slowly to the car!
On the way to the mall, we were as usual bitching in the car... one of our favorite hobbies. It was sunny outside... and of course we got stuck in the traffic... our windows were opened, working on my special 'car-tan' where only one arm is getting tan, the one outside the windows.
" I need a man'' she said
" I m glad u finally realize u need a man" I replied. She s been single for age, never time to commit, always busy with work, never been her priorities, even though she was older than me.
"I m serious"
"ok ok, then what s ur plan" I asked
" i ll meet him today"
"yeah, right, and I am what? cupidon? oups sorry I forgot my love broach in my car"
" you ll see"
We stopped talking about it for a while. We finally took the exit of the express way to enter the city center. At the first light she said.
"I found him"
"what did u find"
"the one"
"one what?"
"my future husband?"
"where?"
"the black car in front of us" she said
"oh really, have u seen him? how u gonna stop? are we gonna follow him like stalker?"
"shut up, let me think.... I kow"
"what"
" we re gonna have a car accident!" she said like it was the best idea she ever had.
" im sorry WHAT?"
"don t worry"
" OMG, i don t wanna die for the sake of UR possible future love!"
At the second light, I was still trying to reason with her, telling her how crazy she was, when I heard a BANG! i could not believe it!!! She just hit the car in front of her! The light was red, she was barely driving, I did not die... well maybe I was about to die of shame!
"OMG, are u insane? I can t believe u just did it, he s gonna be so pissed of!" I yelled.
"At least I will know how he can handle crisis, he s coming, shut up, let me handle that"
"he s gonna kill us, u just ruined the back of his audi, and u think he s gonna fall in love with u!"
She got out of the car, I saw him coming in front of her... wow... It was like I was watching Ken and Barbie, I meant the physical appearance, though I think my friend is cuter than Barbie, but he was so cute, I was almost jealous I was not driving the damn car ;) She could have been a very good actress, she acted like she was soooooo sorry, she was talkin to her friend (me), she did not see the car stop...blablabla.
She came back into the car, I asked right away: "so what happened, what did he tell u?"
" well he took my number, I told him I forgot the paper of the car"
"but u have the car's papers with u"
" yes I have" and she looked at me smiling ;)
Do you know what happened next?

She called me today to tell me she is ... pregnant and who is the father? The guy she crashed the car!!!! I know, fairytale does noy happened, but it can happened ... rarely. After the accident, they met again...then she asked him out for a diner for forgiveness for crashing his car. Then he asked her out. 2 years later he proposed to her... and the next day he proposed she invited me for diner, and she finally told him that she crashed his car on purpose. U know what he said:
"it still remains the best day of my life!"
I was not there the day they got married, an other september the 16, but I know they told their friends and family how they met, everybody laughed ;)
I am happy for them, it s a great story, I would not have been capable to cause an accident for a possible happy ending ;)

Question: what would you do, in the name of love? What s ur craziest idea?

Now, as I mentionned on an earlier post, it is TIME to compare my mum s fridge and mine ;(. First my mum s:
What is the first word that comes in mind? FULL, FULL, FULL, click on the pic to enlarge it. Full of delicious food, drink, vegetables, yogourt, meat, salsa....everything i WANT is in THIS fridge. Now remember, mum is living in France, where Food is a CULTURE!
Let s see mine....

boohoohoohooohooo (that s me crying), boohooohoo (again me crying) u can click to enlarge, u ll see.... water and water and... did I mention water? there is some baby carrots, a sad mustard s pot hopelessly looking for a piece of meat to garnish ;( U might be wondering why so many bottles of water? Well you can t possibly drink the water from the zinc unless u love hard water, and since i don t like to go to the SPAR every 2 days and to carry 2 liters of water in my bagpack, i ll do my shopping online for water and toilet papers (yeah usually the pack of toilets paper are too big to put in my bagpack and i don t necesseraly like walking with a pack of 6 soften rolls of toilet papers underneath my arm ;)
My point is, I don t have a fridge empty because I want to have it empty, no I d rather have my mum s fridge, but i can t cook here, cause i can t find tasteful vegetables, bloody delicious meat ;((( See what i have been through the past 3 years... does it mean i lost weight.... noooooo,.... worst between junk food and restaurants ;( Even when i m going back to France, eating a feast of food i don t take a gram!!! Damn!

So which fride do u prefer? Should i ask this question really!

The BIN issue:
It s monday, what happen on monday, it is the day the bins are collected. As usual I took the bin out... since my .. nevermind. I cross the road and leave the bin in the other side of the street with all of her friends ready to get emptied.
I came back home tonite, go upstairs in my room " damn i forgot to collect the bin from the other side of the street"
Before I went downstairs, for an unknown reason I looked outside through my windows! "WTF????" Now tell me how am i supposed to collect my bin?

Yep, I took a pic from my windows, they did some workship today (at least they did not do it the night, which is much better) the problem is they put some plastic blocks red and white all the way to the end of street, which mean I have to go all the way down the street, cross the street, go back up to pick up my bin, go back down with it, cross the street, and go the way up again to my house...I finally authorized my bin to have her first slumber party with her bin friends. Hopefully they will have remove tomorrow the blocks so i can pick up my bin!!!!!

Funny pic:
Now to finish this loooooooooooong post, hope u re still there ;) Yesterday I went to see a movie with a friend, while waiting for the bus, because it was raining we could not walk to go there, we were not the only one waiting... there is some good advantages being a small dog... u don t have to walk always... neither get wet.... lucky u

And on the way back home, the weather was...really nice, so I took a pic of the night, the moon was big, playing hide and seek with the big clouds! The lights reflecting through the water. The quality of the pic is poor, sorry, i did not bring my nikon, only my small olympus ;(

"Monday sucks" is almost over for everybody ;) have a good tuesday the 16, who knows...good things can happen ;)

This morning I opened the curtain.... WTF!!! wooow, what is it??? I opened the window looking around... is it? Sun?? Really, Does people walkin around with tee shirt and flip flop.... no umbrella!!!! Do we have a special Global Warming in Ireland?

Then I decided to take the cab, yeah I know, for my defense, my right ankle is painful, I twisted it 3 weeks ago 2 times, and again today after i took my BP, i stumbled, missed a stair on my way along the river next to my house.
So I took the cab, and it hit me, I know what my next post will be about, Taxi drivers!!!! So, here is gonna be, like my post with the call center, it will be short discussions I had with various cab, cause i don t have a car in Ireland so i m a big fan of taxi ;)
Taxi 1: 4AM in the morning, raining, waiting outside for a cab to go to the airport. A taxi stop, cute guy.
Taxi: hi gorgeous, where u up too?
Me: [GORGEOUS!! Am I? Really? It s 4 in the morning, i m so NOT a morning person, i have no make up, did not brush my hair! And i m gorgeous...right] the airport
Taxi:: holidays or business
Me: holidays
Taxi:: with ur boyfriend?
Me: [seriously!!!] nope
Taxi:: how can a gorgeous girl like u haven t met anybody here?
Me: [omg!!! it s 4AM is he flirting?] well i m not into a long term relationship, don t want to stay here so
Taxi:: that s cool, i m like u, no string attached much better
Me: [ oh really like I haven t notice!, at this moment i noticed he has a wedding ring on his finger!!!!] oh, u re not married?
Taxi:: oh no that s my grandpa wedding ring
Me: [yeah right, and I am Jesus] right, ok was nice to meet u, cheers!
Man will still be man, we can t change them! Perv! ;)

Taxi 2:
Me: hey u know what i met one cab driver he made a book about the stories he got in his cab.
Taxi:: oh, u wanna hear one
Me: sure
Taxi:: well 2 months ago, i picked up a couple at the airport, the girl was waiting for her BF. Apparently they haven t seen each others for a while cause they were kissing and kissing at the back of the car. Then i heard them whispering the girl was saying 'no u ask him' then the boy 'no u ask him', and do u know what they asked me
Me: nope
Taxi:: well they haven t seen each other for a year, and they were going to a welcome back party and then the boy was going on holidays with his family so they did not have any 'private' moment together. So they asked me if they could do it in the cab.
Me: what! so what did u do
Taxi:: well i went to phoenix part, i stop the car and get out of the taxi.
Me: OMG, how did u know when u had to go back in the car
Taxi:: when the car stopped movin!
OMG, this one was funny!



Taxi 3: it was today on my way back home, it was an old man, no hair, skinny, listening to RTE Lyrics ;( (boring)
Taxi:: single?
Me: [ he can t possibly flirt with me!!! he looks older than my grandpa!!!! so I lied ;)] nope have an handsome brazilian boyfriend [why brazilian, i dunno, maybe cause it was sunny outside, who knows] how about u
Taxi::i m single
Me: do u travel
Taxi:: no I would if i find somebody
Me: do u have kids
Taxi:: yep, 4 kids and 3 grandchildren, none of them speak to me since I left their mum
Me: [... oups, dam it Cecile would u shut ur mouth!]
HE put back the volume of RTE Lyrics ;(


Last taxi: I enter in it
Me: [jeez...what that smell...is there a dead rat underneath my seat]
Taxi:: where u after honey?
Me: downtown
Taxi: do u ....mind if i smoke?
Me: whatever it s not my car
Taxi:: than...thanks u
Me: [omg, is he drunk??]it smells...
Taxi:: like shit i know....have...have...have to...whatever
Me: ok, have u drink
Taxi:: [pointing his finger to me] nooooo, nop, nop, nop till ... [he looked at his watch, well he did not have a watch but he looked his wrist] ...this morning
Me: [OMG, I m gonna die] it s noon!
Taxi:: yep, BUT, trust me sweetie, u are ...HIC.. safe with me
I made sure that my seat belt was really attached and i grab the door with my hands!!!!!

Question: Did u have some funny or scary experience with cab?

Now, couple of weeks ago Sourish rewared me two awards HERE, yeah! But I did not know I had to pass it on, he forgot to mention it, so while i was reading the blog of Renu i got the rules:


For the Million $ Friend Award

Siddharth: because he s sweet, nice and i like to read his poems (I almost like poems thanks to him) and talk to him ;)
Gayatri: she s my friend, met her in Dublin, sweet and funny girl ;)
Vicky: very funny posts, always a pleasure to read his posts ;)
Maritruc: my dear friend, that i will see in a month in Mexico, i love reading her (it s in French), I feel like i m travelling with her when she s writing ;)
Renu: She is one of a lady, I love to read her posts, coming from different cultures and countries she is still willing to answer to my french craziness ;)
Keshi: every morning, I m checking my blogroll to see if there is a post coming for her blog ;) She always found something to write that i can relate to myself and i like it;)

Enough for this award, next, I don t see much the difference between the two awards (i m still new in the blogosphere, but both of them are cool), If you already have received it, sorry, but think that twice is better than once ;)
For the Brillante Weblog Premio 2008
Shalini: for her MMI, Monday Morning Inspiration, u haven t had a chance to read them, check it, some of them are really awesome and inspiring ;)
Ankur: because he s funny (like me), foodie (like me), so cool (like me ;) so he deserves it (like me ;)
ScRiBbleSzZ: I just met him through comon blog, and I found his posts really cool and pleasant to read.
Prashant: I love the way he s written his post and a ++ the name of his blog is in French ;)
Ashish: nice template, always cool music when I open his blog, would love to see many more posts ;)
Singledacity89: one of my favourite tagger ;), super posts as well, nice template, nice comments!

That s it, i m done!!!!!!! phewwww!!! There is many more people I would like to reward, consider my blogroll as the Blogroll Award since YOU are my favorite blogs I like to read!!!
The blogroll award:


U take care people and have a pleasant rest of the weekend, i m off to the Milano: Italian s restaurant!!!!!